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MAKE A MEME

How to create Internet Memes and go viral with your business marketing.


How to create your own Internet Meme and go viral with your business marketing.WARNING: This Blog article contains words.

I’m sure the vast majority of Martin Print Blog readers would never shy away from a few blocks of solid text.
We’re not frightened by whole lines of words, are we?

Alas, we could be a dying breed, at least in terms of internet marketing.
Cyberspace is now a visual medium.
The best way of getting your messages absorbed by the online crowd is to think almost entirely in pictures, with a line or two of text at the very most.

This is why the visual medium of Pinterest is rapidly developing into one of the biggest ever platforms for Social Media marketing.

And this is why those silly Internet Memes are still so incredibly popular.

A winning Internet Meme can help to raise awareness of your business logo, products, and services.You know the ones I mean.
I’m sure you’ve seen them plastered all over your Facebook news feed and pretty much every other Social Media platform that you might use.
They are usually generated from a very small pot of pictures, each one accompanied with a witty slogan or caption designed to raise a smile.

Perhaps you still enjoy some of the funnier ones.
Or perhaps you’ve long been sick of the sight of them!

Either way, I’m not suggesting that you create a Meme from that same pot of repetitive pictures.
But you can take the basic idea, improve upon it, and create your own unique Internet Meme.

Even if you’re bored to tears of seeing them in your own news feed, it’s worth bearing in mind that the fundamental idea – fun image overlaid with witty caption – is inherently shareable.
They can be absorbed and shared with friends on Social Media in just a second.
And your own business logo and details will also end up getting shared to a wide online audience if the Meme belongs to you.

Here are the quick steps to creating your own Internet Meme and raising awareness of your business….

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FACEBOOK REACH TO FALL EVEN FURTHER FOR BUSINESS PAGES?

How to avoid becoming invisible when new content controls are rolled out in January 2015.

Facebook reach for business pages looks set to fall even further from 2015. But what can you do to save your own posts from becoming invisible in the news feed?Doom! Gloom! And more doom!

A recent announcement from Facebook has suggested that Business Pages are likely to see yet another huge tumble in audience reach from January 2015.

The New Year will see the introduction of brand new volume and content controls which will give Facebook users more power and freedom over what exactly they see in their News Feeds.

But is the news really quite as bad as it may first appear?

And what can you do to help save your own Facebook Business page from falling off the radar and disappearing into obscurity?

Down at Smokey Joe’s Business Bar, the atmosphere was predictably bleak and angry.
“Is it even possible for the reach of my Facebook page to drop any lower?” wailed Strange Simon. “I thought my organic reach was pretty close to zero already!”

Smokey Joe himself was in a typically cynical mood.
“It’s nice to see that Facebook is still so determined to utterly destroy the reach of my Business Page, after they spent all that time encouraging me to invest heavily into attracting new followers that I now can’t even communicate with!”

He has a point, you know.
I’m honestly not going to attempt to put a blindly positive spin on this.
Any announcement about a further tumble in reach from Facebook is certainly not welcome news in my office.

The Martin Print Facebook Page is a very important component of our whole online strategy. This latest development suggests that we may have to re-think one or two methods in which we currently spread the word on Social Media about our beautiful marketing products and design services.

But let’s take a closer look at the reasons behind Facebook’s new plans for the future…

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RESEARCHING YOUR RIVALS

Why ignoring your business competition can quickly lead to disaster.

 

Are you keeping a close eye on your competitors? Burying your head in the sand can spell disaster for the future of your business.Are you keeping a close enough eye on your competition?
And if so, are you sure you’re looking in all the right places?

Here’s A Tale of Hot Dogs and Heartache which just goes to show how burying your head in the sand can spell disaster for your business.
And how even keeping a casual eye on your rivals may not be enough to avert a huge setback…

Any smart business owner will already know that regularly checking out your closest rivals and keeping up with all their latest developments is a crucial component of any good business strategy.
Failing to research your competitors as regularly as possible puts you at risk of getting left way behind and in very serious trouble.

To be fair to my good friend, Henry, he was never really one to stick his head in the sand.
Henry’s Hot Dogs was a pretty popular business around these parts for quite some time, and Henry himself usually had his eye on the business ball.
People flocked from miles around to queue up for one of Henry’s legendary Hot Dogs.

Well…that may be overstating his business success just very slightly.
But at the very least, his customers would come from all the way round the corner to buy their greasy snack, or pop in whilst they were passing.
Henry was doing ok.

There’s a Sweet Pastry Shop just across the road from Henry’s Hot Dogs.
Regular readers of this Blog may already have heard me talking at great length about this Sweet Pastry Shop.
It’s where we send Old Bert every day to pick up the lunchtime orders for the Martin Print gang.
We’ve always preferred pastries to Hot Dogs. Hey, that’s just how we roll.

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DUMBING DOWN FOR THE MASSES

Why your business could be losing valuable new leads with marketing that is just TOO simple.


If you dumb down your marketing for the masses, could you be at risk of alienating your own target audience?Could you be wrecking your own marketing content by trying too hard to appeal to everyone?

If you’re ever tempted to ‘dumb down’ your marketing and boil everything down to the simplest possible terms, you could be at serious risk of alienating your target audience…

This is an odd topic for me.
I’m usually the one sat in the corner of Smokey Joe’s Business Bar, loudly proclaiming how all the best marketing is simple and crystal-clear.
And I still believe this to be largely true.

However, the problems begin when you get just a bit too carried away with the idea that your content should be comprehensible to every single soul in the universe.
And, in some cases, just a couple of disgruntled queries from confused readers can propel your business marketing into entirely the wrong direction.

To illustrate my point, let’s take a look at what happened to a fellow business owner from the inner entrepreneurial circle down at Smokey Joe’s Bar.
He found out the hard way that marketing content can sometimes end up too simple, and it’s impossible to please everyone…

 

The Lone Voice in the Wilderness Who Could Trash Your Marketing Potential
The business owner in question is an all-round top bloke called Graham.
He runs a very specialist business delivering complete IT solutions to corporate companies and other relatively big organisations.

That’s an extremely simplified overview of what he does, to be honest.
But I promise you that’s not because I’m trying to dumb down this article.
It’s just that I’m largely baffled by what he does and it would take me an eternity to explain.
Besides, I’m not a member of his target audience and I’m never going to buy from his business, so my own perception of his services really shouldn’t matter to him.
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SOCIAL MEDIA DIMENSIONS

A complete guide to Social Media image sizes.


The Complete Guide or Cheat Sheet to Image Sizes on Social Media. Get the right dimensions for your business profiles and cover photos on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, LinkedIn, Pinterest, YouTube, Instagram and Tumblr.Wouldn’t life be easier if one size fitted all?

Alas, thing are never quite that simple in the world of Social Media Marketing, particularly when it comes to sizing up the dimensions of your images on each platform.

Your latest Cover Photo may look amazing on Facebook, but you’re unlikely to get a similar result if you just try and shoehorn the exact same image into your Twitter profile.

An image that fits perfectly on your Pinterest boards may lose a lot of impact when you try and display it on your LinkedIn company page.

I often hear the cries of despair echoing around the walls of Smokey Joe’s Business Bar, as entrepreneurial souls hunched over their laptops suddenly realise that things haven’t gone quite as planned.
“You can’t see my head! Facebook has just chopped my head off!”
“No! My new business logo has been squeezed out of the picture!”
“Gah! Does anybody know the recommended dimensions for a Google+ Cover Image? Quickly? Anyone?”

Fortunately, help is at hand.
This Complete Reference Guide to Social Media Image Sizes below is completely up-to-date with all the accurate dimensions for every popular type of image on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Google+, YouTube, Instagram and Tumblr.

So, whether you’re hunting down the very latest recommended dimensions of a Twitter Header Photo or you’re seeking clarification on the square and rectangle shapes of images displayed alongside your shared links on Facebook, this quick and simple guide should point you in the right direction.
It’s a text-based guide without any confusing infographics or strange arrows pointing all over the place to baffle you even more.
It’s everything you’ll ever need to know all in one handy place.

Before I unveil the Social Media Image Cheat Sheet, I should just quickly mention that my team of graphic artists here at Martin Print can always lend an even bigger helping hand by taking care of all your Social Media visuals for every individual platform that you intend to use.
Simply drop us a quick line if you’d like Martin Print to design and handle all your Social Media imagery on your behalf.

Now, let’s try this for size…
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SHOWING YOUR TRUE COLOURS

Branding your business in colours with hidden meanings.

Are you sending the right subliminal messages with your choice of colours in your business branding?What colour is your business?
Can the colour choices in your business branding really convey your secret subliminal messages?

This quick guide to The Meanings Behind the Colours may just help you to pick out a perfect palette that speaks in the right tones to your target audience…

Designer Josh reckons that everybody here in the Martin Print studio has their own distinctive ‘colour.’
For example, Old Bert is allegedly ‘a vibrant red’ whilst I’ve been told that I am ‘a pale green’.

I did briefly wonder if Josh was claiming that he could see into our souls and identify the true colours of our spiritual beings.

Alas, no.
Old Bert is ‘vibrant red’ because of the state he gets in after his regular disagreements with the coffee machine in the canteen, whilst my own ‘pale green’ colour is apparently how I look after a night out drinking rum down at Smokey Joe’s Business Bar.

But on a more serious and slightly less spiritual note, some experts will tell you that each and every colour contains a mood and a hidden meaning.
When you’re picking out the splashes of colour that will breathe life into your marketing goodies and business branding, it can be a big help to understand the secret subliminal meanings behind the colours and the psychological messages you will be conveying with your colour choices.

Of course, I should quickly point out that these are hardly ancient laws set in stone, and different types of people will perceive different types of colours in different types of ways.
It’s also worth remembering that there’s far more to a winning marketing design than just picking out a few colours that seem to fit the mood.
If you’re in need of a professional new design from a team of experienced graphic artists with real marketing know-how, then pop along to the Martin Print website and get in touch. We’d love to hear from you.

However, if you’re simply after a little inspiration for the choice of colours on your next slice of business branding, then the following quick guide could be a handy starting point.

Whether you’re in the early stages of cooking up a new product promotion, a new Brochure, a new set of Business Cards, or even a brand new Logo Design, these pointers could help you send exactly the right messages to your intended audience… CONTINUE READING

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THE BIG QUESTION

Should you be asking Rhetorical Questions
in your Business Marketing?


Does your business ask rhetorical questions in your marketing copy?How many questions are you posing to your potential customers in your marketing content?
Is your audience likely to be drawn in or turned off by the Question Mark?
And do you get a little bit irritated when you’re hounded by a seemingly endless series of silly questions?

Ah. I see what I did there.
But I should quickly point out that I’m talking about a very different and very specific type of question, not usually found in Blog articles or general publications.

I’m talking about the Rhetorical Question.
The short and simple marketing question, designed to hook the attention of your audience and intrigue them into reading more.

For example;
“Do you want to lose weight and grow bigger muscles in less than ten minutes?”
That kind of thing.

The Marketing Question can be a powerful tool when deployed in the right way.
But what’s the difference between a good strong marketing question and a terrible repulsive marketing question?
What sort of factors should you be carefully weighing up before Crafting the Perfect Question and throwing it out into the public arena?
And just how many Rhetorical Questions are included in this very Blog article?

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CUT THE CLICHÉS!

Business Jargon and Tired Cliches – The Top 20 Worst Offenders.

WARNING: This Blog article may contain strong traces of Cliché. Please stop reading now if your poor brain is not fully prepared for a mental battering.

Thinking outside the box for better alternatives to tired old business clichés and outdated jargon which don’t really mean anything.Do you find that the occasional cliché or slice of outdated business jargon can often creep into your business content when you least suspect it?

Have you ever been accused by customers – or even your own employees – of actually speaking in meaningless clichés in the office?

Today’s new Blog article is my attempt to encourage you to push the envelope and start thinking outside the box, as I drill down into the problems of…

Ah. It’s harder than you think to avoid them completely, isn’t it?
Still, at least I think we’re all on the same page here. (Gah! Another one! I may have got away with it though.)

However, let’s not get into too much of a panic just yet.
Unless you’re reeling off hundreds of clichés a minute and the whole of your marketing content is positively riddled with pointless jargon, you shouldn’t be punishing yourself too severely at this stage.
It’s a perfectly natural everyday occurrence to slip into ‘cliché’ mode every now and then, and it’s not usually a crime.

But could you be at serious risk of alienating your audience and fellow team members with far too much jargon?
What’s the problem anyway with using tried-and-tested phrases that people recognise?
Are there really any stronger alternatives?
And is it ever acceptable or even recommended to deploy a sneaky cliché into the mix?

I’ll examine those points in just a moment, but first let’s take a look at my own current list of The Top 25 Worst Offenders which crop up far too often in business content and office conversation for my liking.

So should you be avoiding all these clichés like the plague?
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IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE?

Four reasons why your business content could be getting completely ignored.


 Could your business marketing content – including Blog articles and Social Media posts – be getting completely ignored for a very good reason?Are you failing to generate a healthy response from your Blog posts, Social Media updates, or other slices of marketing content?

When you’re trying to whip up a healthy and lively online discussion, do you often find that you end up getting completely ignored?

And is anyone out there paying the slightest bit of attention to what I’m saying right now?
Is this thing even switched on? Helloooooo?

Actually, I’ve become used to writing content which gets utterly ignored.
Not here on the Blog, you understand.
And not on my Facebook page or any of the other Martin Print Social Media channels.

I’m mainly talking about the Sweet Pastry Shop orders that I give to Old Bert every lunchtime.
I present them to him in a variety of formats for maximum impact.
I write them down on paper, I put up the details on the notice board in the canteen, and I even have them printed up on a stylish glossy Menu down in the printing press.

I’m wasting my time though, as I know Old Bert never bothers looking at any of this content.
He seems to prefer injecting a bit of fun into lunchtimes by just trying to guess what everybody wants and getting it all hopelessly wrong.
Still, at least I know the cause of that particular problem.

On a slightly more serious note, it can be frustrating when you fail to generate a response from business content which was designed to get your audience talking…and you don’t really know why it failed.

There could be a very good reason why your Blog article or Social Media post failed to take off in the way you’d planned.
But we can only work on the solution after we’ve first identified the real cause.

Here are four of the most likely reasons why your business marketing content could be getting totally ignored by your audience… CONTINUE READING

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PUT DOWN YOUR SMARTPHONE!

The real reason why you check your emails every 5 minutes…and how you could be seriously harming your own business productivity.


Put down the Smartphone and step back… Do you check your phone every 5 minutes for business emails? And could this behaviour be putting your own business productivity at risk?Are you the kind of person who…
PING!
Oh, hang on, just give me a second. This phone notification could be important.
Ah no, a mate of mine has just left a Facebook comment on that photograph of me dressed up as Tarzan.

Where was I?
Oh yep. Are you the kind of person who gets constantly distracted by your noisy Smartphone? Do you find it hard to get through five whole minutes without ‘checking your emails’?

If so, you could be putting your own business productivity at serious risk – and that’s official.
This Blog article digs up the truth on why your brain has been conditioned to accept such destructive distractions without question, and reveals how to stop this behaviour messing up your own business productivity.

I hope that my highly scientific Pickled Egg Conundrum will help to explain exactly where the human race got it so hopelessly wrong in the digital age, as I also take a look at why the telephone might just be the most staggeringly rude device ever to be invented… CONTINUE READING

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