Mad but funny customer reviews from the corners of the internet.
“I cannot recommend The Martin Print Blog highly enough. I would gladly sell my house and all my belongings to help support this Blog. I’ve never bothered to read any of it, but I do love the parrot at the top. More please!”
Old Bert, 2016.
Well, favourable reviews at least.
People love an opportunity to complain as loudly as possible if anything should go wrong, but they rarely show the same levels of passion when everything goes right.
That’s just not quite as interesting, is it?
Online reviews are particularly important for businesses trying to generate online sales in which the product or service can’t really be viewed prior to payment.
So, a lot of your potential customers are going to be actively looking out for your reviews to gather an accurate idea of what exactly they’re really buying.
Over the years, I’ve been fortunate enough to generate some very nice reviews and testimonials from clients who were thrilled with their print and design goodies from Martin Print.
Thanks again if you were one of the happy customers who left us a nice message or review on our Facebook wall or anywhere else 🙂
However, it’s also very possible to attract strange, bizarre, and downright silly reviews from people with way too much time on their hands!
Here are some of the funniest gems that I’ve come across on my travels across the web…